Hello, 2am old friend.
I wasn’t planning to see you for a while but here we are.
I’ve nothing against you, you were there for me in my 20′s when we partied (occasionally) or read together, and I know we spent a long time together when the kids were babies…
But, well, I’ve moved on. 9am & I are so much more suited…
What’s that? 3am is coming to join us?
Oh. Oh, that’s nice.
Yes, we have lots to catch up on…
Disclaimer: In reality I see a lot more of 1/2/3/4/5am than I’d like and a 9am start is a thing of dreams… But artistic licence an’ all, right? 
I spend quite a bit of time with 4am for some reason, it’s nice to hear the dawn chorus though. I’m not suited to 9am at all though, never will be, much prefer 11am starts, lol! Fat chance. ;O)
Oh, yes, 11am – the decadence! One day? Maybe? Please?!